My dad found this and sent to me. Hilarious!
ATD- At the Doctor’s
BFF – Best Friends Funeral
BTW- Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM- Covered by Medicare
CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center
DWI- Driving While Incontinent
FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA – Got Heartburn Again
HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL- Living on Lipitor
OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
TOT- Texting on Toilet
WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
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